It has come to my attention that my devotion to spreading the word of brad has waned in the last few months. First of all, allow me to express my deepest condolences on the matter. One should never put anything above brad, as said in the verse Wheat Farm 3:16. Nothing in life is more important than brad, and one day you will all realize this. You poor souls will be converted and saved. Brad will reign supreme, this is the only possible conclusion to this tale. Prepare yourselves heathens, a new order is coming.